I've never been one for cigarettes
They taste like the inside of a diesel exhaust
But if you smoke them I don’t really mind
'Cause I’ve got my own share of faults
I've never been one for pornography
Kagney Linn Karter would never fuck me
But if you get your kicks watching blacks on blondes
I get mine from something else.
Alcohol. Alcohol. Alcohol.
Just let me have one more drink
I've never been one for weed
I know that you’ll probably all disagree
But as much as you like it, it just can't compete
To that first sip of glorious…
Alcohol.
credits
from Ball on a String [EP],
released December 15, 2010
Nate Valence - Piano, Vox, String Arrangements
Alexander Keurvorst - Backing vox
Paul Luchkow - Violin